Australian TEA Party Shop

Australian TEA Party Lapel Badges

MAKE YOUR STATEMENT IN STYLE!

Price: $10

Australian TEA Party Lapel Badge plus Australian Flag Pin

Price: $17

Extra Large Australian TEA Party Badges

( BADGES??? YES WE DO NEED THOSE STINKIN’ BADGES! )

Price: $20

Australian TEA Party “BILLY” Bush Tea Pot

Style with Function SPECIAL BONUS*

Lady Florence Bjelke Petersen Ice Tea RECIPE:

PLUS Lady Flo’s Original Pumpkin Scone RECIPE from..

“Lady Flo’s Bjelke-Petersen’s Classic Country Baking”

Price: $59

Australian TEA Party Koala

OH NO! GOVERNMENT GROWING OUT OF CONTROL! EEEEEK! HOW MUCH CAN A KOALA BEAR?

Price: $65

Australian TEA Party Echidna

OK, SO SOME FOLKS IN THE TEA PARTY ARE PRICKLY! AND YOUR PROBLEM WITH THAT IS ?..WHAT? ..EXACTLY ?.. HMMMMM?

Price: $55

Australian TEA Party Tasmanian Devil

I’M A TOUGH GUY! I EAT: SOCIALISTS,COMMUNISTS,LEFTISTS,MARXISTS,RADICAL GREENIES, LIBERAL DUMMIES,POWER-MAD-UNIONISTS,ONE STATISTS,BUREAUCRATS, ARISTOCRATS, ELITISTS, DEFEATISTS,NEW WORLD ORDERERS, OPEN BORDERERS, LABOR PARTY LOONIES, TLC GOONIES, LEFTY JOURNALISTS, PRO – ABORTION CRAZIES, FEMINIST-NAZI’S, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS JUNKIES, CORRUPT POLITICAL FLUNKIES, DRIBBLERS, QUIBBLERS, SNIVELERS, LABOR PARTY APPARATCHIKS… AND ESPECIALLY….. RABBITS! ……….but not George Soros……YEUCH! (there are limits!)

Price: $59

Australian TEA Party Flying Fox

HEY MORTON DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A BIRD TO YOU? SHEESH!

Price: $45

Australian TEA Party Kookaburra

YOU’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT? AND YOU’R HERE TO HELP??? HOOHAHHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHA!

Price: $39

Australian TEA Party Cockatoo

THE GREAT MAN (SIR JOH) SAID: “IF YOU LOOK LIKE A CROW AND ACT LIKE A CROW AND SQUAWK LIKE A CROW YOU’LL BE SHOT WITH THE CROWS” HEY!… I’ DON’T LOOK LIKE A CROW!… OK???

Price: $39

Australian TEA Party  - The  ’Gasden’ Wombat

I’M LIKE THE TEA PARTY! I MAY NOT BE FLASHY BUT I’M RELENTLESSLY GOING FORWARD.

“DON’T SIT ON ME!”

Price: $200*

Australian TEA Party Sea Turtle

HEY DUDE IT’S TOTALLY COOL TO BE IN THE TEAPARTY …MAN

LIFE SIZE Price: $99

Australian TEA Party Emu

HEY KID WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THOSE HANDS!!! THIS ISN’T L.A.X . YOU KNOW! THE ANIMALS REALISED THAT THE LIVES OF ORDINARY CREATURES WAS BECOMING HARDER AND HARDER AND LESS FREE EVERY DAY. EVERYDAY GOVERNMENT GOT BIGGER AND LIFE GOT HARDER PAYING FOR IT. IT WAS TIME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT…. HUGE 1/2 SIZE LAST ONE (ON BACK ORDER)

Price: $200

Australian TEA Party Flag

Price: $49

Australian TEA Party Kangaroo

THE ANIMALS REALISED THAT THE LIVES OF ORDINARY CREATURES WAS BECOMING HARDER AND HARDER AND LESS FREE EVERY DAY. EVERYDAY GOVERNMENT GOT BIGGER AND LIFE GOT HARDER PAYING FOR IT. IT WAS TIME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT…. HUGE SOLD OUT!